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Crystal Fighters Remixed

Posted in alt sluts, american apparel, banger, bangers, Good Shit, hot myspace chicks, new shit(?) on May 25, 2009 by Patrick


Crystal Fighters – Xtatic Truth (Renaissance Man Remix)

Listening to the other hundred songs you’ve just downloaded is really difficult after coming across a song as good as this.


…And we’re back!

Posted in alt sluts, american apparel, banger, bangers with tags , , , , , , , , on May 6, 2009 by Patrick



Just got some stimulus money in the mail, so now we can post all the bangers (and I, all the cute alt girls) we want again! Fucking Huzzah!

Sirisumo – High Together

AC Slater – KuKu

Drop The Lime – Hear Me (AC Slater Remix)

Rye Rye (feat. M.I.A.) – Bang (Cobra Krames BigHorns Mix)

Acid Jacks – Crazy Legs!

Major Lazer – Hold the Line (Dj Edit)

Felix Da Housecat – Kickdrum

Crystal Fighters – Xtatic Truth (Arcade Remix)

For those of you who aren’t in Miami for WMC

Posted in alt sluts, american apparel, banger, bangers, bangor on March 28, 2009 by Patrick


Figured I’d throw some Bangers up for ya really quick before I head out. Enjoy

Annie – Anthonio (Designer Drugs Remix)

The Bloody Beetroots feat. Steve Aoki – WARP

The Juan MacLean – One Day (Surkin Remix)

P.S. “Infinity+1” leaked… go find it!
P.S.S. Does Designer Drugs ever disappoint? … No!!

Fuck Older Women Safe!

Posted in alt sluts, american apparel, banger, bangers with tags , , , , on December 25, 2008 by Patrick


Hell yeah!  I don’t know about Ben and Jon but I’m pretty proud that this blog gets hits from people searching for “fuck older women safe in,” “finger banger,” and “orlando sluts.”

Anywaysss like Ben said, there’s barely anything worth blogging about right now. But, I do like these three songs. Merry altmas!

Panther – Black Baby Disco Club (Copy Remix)

Empire of the Sun – Walking on a Dream (Treasure Fingers Remix)

Winter Gloves- Someone Great (LCD Soundsystem Cover)

Get your grind on

Posted in alt sluts, american apparel, banger, bangers, estelle, fake blood, fixies, Good Shit, hot myspace chicks, new shit(?), Partie Pix, the toxic avenger with tags , , , , , , , , , , on October 18, 2008 by Patrick

the cobra snake

There are two things – okay three things – in this world I really fucking enjoy.

1. Bangers,
2. Alt cuties, and
3. Riding my fixie

Pretty obvious but I’m sure most of you can/will agree, lol.

Annnyways here’s some bangers I’ve been bangin’ in order of bangerness (for your convenience). Enjoy

HeartsRevolution – Switchblade (Toxic Avenger Rmx)

Estelle – Wait A Minute (Just A Touch) (Count Of Monte Cristal & Sinden Remix)

Larry Tee Featuring Christopher Just – Get Your Grind On

Unkle – Restless (Fake Blood Remix)

Kaiser Chiefs – Never Miss A Beat (Yuksek Remix)

The Death Set – Listen To This Collision (GLOVES Remix)

Bag Raiders – Shooting Stars (Instrumental)

Don’t hurt yourself

Election ’08

Posted in alt sluts, american apparel, bangers, black kids, fixies, new shit(?), politics with tags , on October 10, 2008 by Patrick

I definitely think that the next President of the United States should be able to shred on a fixie. I mean, who cares about economics, foreign and domestic policy? Boring mainstreamers, that’s who!

It’s time for Obama to amend his economic policy to include a Fixie Credit for all Americans. Yes/yes? (If you disagree – Fuck off, Un-American.)

Kill Kill the Noise

Posted in alt sluts, american apparel, banger, bangers, fixies, kill the noise, mixtapes, new shit(?) on September 17, 2008 by Patrick

Well, I’m almost positive that this has already been posted all over the blogs but a) I haven’t been keeping up with the blogs lately so fuck you and b) it’s a damned good mixtape.

Check it out when you’re walking or riding your fixie to class, work, Hands Up, whatever.

Kill the Noise: Turn Off/Tune in Vol. 2