Archive for the banger Category

Bangers 2k8

Posted in banger, bangers, new shit(?) with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on January 25, 2009 by Patrick

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I’m a procrastinator, fuck you.

Top 10 Bangist (Banger Artist) of 2k8
10. Yuksek
9. Miami Horror
8. Designer Drugs
7. The Toxic Avenger
6. The Bloody Beetroots
5. Treasure Fingers
4. Bag Raiders
3. Danger
2. Fake Blood
1. Kill to Win

* Honorable mentions – Breakbot, Shazam and G.L.O.V.E.S

Oh and:

College Feat. Anoraak – Fantasy Park (Moulinex Remix)

Empire of the Sun – We Are The People (Shazam Remix)

RHYS – Hot Summer (Hundreds and Thousands Remix)

Sébastien Tellier – Kilometer (A-Trak Main)

Fuck Older Women Safe!

Posted in alt sluts, american apparel, banger, bangers with tags , , , , on December 25, 2008 by Patrick

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Hell yeah!  I don’t know about Ben and Jon but I’m pretty proud that this blog gets hits from people searching for “fuck older women safe in orlando.com,” “finger banger,” and “orlando sluts.”

Anywaysss like Ben said, there’s barely anything worth blogging about right now. But, I do like these three songs. Merry altmas!

Panther – Black Baby Disco Club (Copy Remix)

Empire of the Sun – Walking on a Dream (Treasure Fingers Remix)

Winter Gloves- Someone Great (LCD Soundsystem Cover)

Shake it up girl

Posted in alt sluts, Auto-Tune, banger, bangers, DJs, Good Shit, new shit(?) with tags , , , on December 2, 2008 by Patrick

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Ok. So, I should be finishing up a paper right now but I really had to post these tracks (especially Treasure Finger’s new Banger).

Some old, some new. Enjoy

Little Boots – Meddle (Treasure Fingers Remix)

Stanton Warriors & The Beatnuts – Shake It Up

We Have Band – Hear It In the Cans (DIY Version)

Why, thank you!

Posted in banger, bangers, Good Shit, new shit(?) with tags , , , on November 2, 2008 by Patrick

So the other day I finally decided to go check out the new American Apparel on International Drive.  Overall it was your “typical” American Apparel visit and I even received the ultimate compliment: a fellow customer thought I worked there!

But, I still can’t understand why the HELL it’s on International Drive?! I mean, come on now.  WTF!!  They could’ve at least put it in Winter Park — or even better, in UCF’s Student Union (right next to Park Ave).  Mother fuck! Don’t they know how dangerous it is to ride your fixie all the way to International?

Anyways VNDLSM changed their name to AutoErotique and just released this Banger that I’m currently obsessing over

Lykke Li – Little Bit (AutoErotique Bootleg Remix)

***BONUS BONUS BONUS***

THIS JUST IN: American Apparel doesn’t use wannabe-pornstar scene trash from LA in their advertising. They’re just normal pornstars.

Why didn’t we already have a Steve Aoki tag?

Posted in banger, bangers, DJs, Good Shit, hot, hot myspace chicks, new shit(?) with tags , , , , , , , on October 28, 2008 by Patrick

Is it weird that I wish it were possible to become Asian just for one night so that I could be Steve Aoki for Halloween? (Don’t answer that)

Sneaky Sound System – When We Were Young (Gloves Remix)

Designer Drugs – Zombies!

Mariah Carey – I’ll Be Lovin U Long Time (Designer Drugs Remix)

The Presets – Talk Like That (Miami Horror Remix)

Get your grind on

Posted in alt sluts, american apparel, banger, bangers, estelle, fake blood, fixies, Good Shit, hot myspace chicks, new shit(?), Partie Pix, the toxic avenger with tags , , , , , , , , , , on October 18, 2008 by Patrick

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There are two things – okay three things – in this world I really fucking enjoy.

1. Bangers,
2. Alt cuties, and
3. Riding my fixie

Pretty obvious but I’m sure most of you can/will agree, lol.

Annnyways here’s some bangers I’ve been bangin’ in order of bangerness (for your convenience). Enjoy

HeartsRevolution – Switchblade (Toxic Avenger Rmx)

Estelle – Wait A Minute (Just A Touch) (Count Of Monte Cristal & Sinden Remix)

Larry Tee Featuring Christopher Just – Get Your Grind On

Unkle – Restless (Fake Blood Remix)

Kaiser Chiefs – Never Miss A Beat (Yuksek Remix)

The Death Set – Listen To This Collision (GLOVES Remix)

Bag Raiders – Shooting Stars (Instrumental)

Don’t hurt yourself

Kill Kill the Noise

Posted in alt sluts, american apparel, banger, bangers, fixies, kill the noise, mixtapes, new shit(?) on September 17, 2008 by Patrick

Well, I’m almost positive that this has already been posted all over the blogs but a) I haven’t been keeping up with the blogs lately so fuck you and b) it’s a damned good mixtape.

Check it out when you’re walking or riding your fixie to class, work, Hands Up, whatever.

Kill the Noise: Turn Off/Tune in Vol. 2