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Pseudo-Indie #1: Katy Perry

Posted in Bad Shit, Good Shit, Pseudo-Indie, wtf with tags , , , , , on September 27, 2008 by Ben Badio

I’m worried.

I’m worried about “Indie” music as we know it. OPEN YOUR EYES! MTV, VH1, FUSE, BET, the RIAA and ClearChannel are using outdated fashion and ugly graphic design to promote certain artists as being “totally indie.” I feel that it’s my job as a music blog author and a DJ to expose these Indie Imposters. Katy Perry will be the first.


This is NOT an American Apparel Ad

This is NOT an American Apparel Ad

*Play this as you read for the full Pseudo-Indie Experience. Download if you wish*

Katy Perry – Ur So Gay

She looks bold, beautiful, and typically indie, but looks can be deceiving. Since 2004, Katy Perry has been working with a production team named The Matrix, a group responsible for introducing the world to artists such as Britney Spears, Avril Lavigne, and Hillary Duff.

As of yet, Katy Perry has released one album via her (major) label, Capitol Records.

One of the Boys

One of the Boys

The lyrics of Perry’s (likely ghost-written) songs are meant to appeal to an audience of Average-Joe pop music lovers looking to feel more eclectic. The idea is that the outlandish (yet unintelligent) lyrical content of her music, along with her overdone pseudo-alternative image will lead out-of-the-loop music un-enthusiasts to believe that Katy Perry encompasses all that is “Indie.”


*******BONUS BONUS BONUS*******

Recently our favorite pseudo-indie ex-gospel artist released a cover of MGMT’s Electric Feel. It’s quite likely she did this in an attempt to increase her overall “indieness.”

Katy Perry- Electric Feel (MGMT Cover)




Posted in DJs, Hands Up, Kapooow, kill to win, Partie Pix, Photos, wtf on September 18, 2008 by Patrick

Holy shit! Ben?

What the?

Posted in crookers, essential mix, mixtapes, mstrkrft, new shit(?), new video, people are fucked, porn, stallions, video, will smith, wtf, youtube on July 15, 2008 by handsuporlando

See Two Sick Horse F**ckers and more funny videos on

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I have no words. People are fucked (or maybe I’m just a prude)

P.S. MSTRKFT’s Essential Mix — kind of old it’s from May (yes a month is old in Banger Years) — is REALLY really good.

P.S.S. The Crooker’s Essential Mix aint too shabby either!

"Bad Boys II" is on USA…RIGHT NOW!

Posted in alt sluts, DJs, grum, kill to win, little boots, midfield general, playdoe, the toxic avenger, the whip, thunderheist, wikipedia, will smith, wtf on July 10, 2008 by handsuporlando
credit: The Cobra Snake

I’ve been busy as hell but here’s a few songs I’ve had on repeat for the past couple of days:

Oh and the other day when I was bored I decided to look up “djs” on Wikipedia and I came across a “Notable Club Disc Jockeys” section. Needless to say, I couldn’t believe what I didn’t see when I read through this so-called “list” of “notable” “djs.”

Where the hell is Kill to Win?!

Hands Up Pics, 6.6.08

Posted in back booth, blogs, DJs, Found Vinyl, Hands Up, Kapooow, kill to win, Lennon, Partie Pix, Photos, Pics, wtf on June 6, 2008 by handsuporlando
This is Lennon, one of the coolest cats in Orlando. He’s out every single Friday, and he wears awesome shit like this shirt. He also writes a very eclectic blog, so check it out at

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Hands Up! Photos, 5.9.08

Posted in back booth, DJs, Hands Up, homies, Kapooow, kill to win, Orlando, Partie Pix, wtf on May 14, 2008 by handsuporlando

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You’ve been Fresh Prince Rolled

Posted in lol, rick roll'd, will smith, wtf, youtube on March 26, 2008 by handsuporlando